She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
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Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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