She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize