Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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