Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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