More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
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i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
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If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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