you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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