Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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