Can Purell be used as lube?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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