Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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