I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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