so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I think my moral compass just broke
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