You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Can Purell be used as lube?
dude i'm inner monologue high
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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