Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
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You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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