Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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