Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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