Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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