Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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