do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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