when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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