Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Randomize