what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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