can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I got copblocked.
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.