I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."