I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
he quoted the bible to break up with me
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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