let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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