and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
27 Common Occurrences Everyone Can Relate To But No One Talks About
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
21 People Intentionally Did Despicable Things During Sex
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
is that a dick in a sweater?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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