im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
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I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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