i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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