So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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