I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
These 19 People Are Into The Grossest Sex Fetishes
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
People Weigh In On Whether It’s Okay to Bang Your Roommate
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.