goodnight i made you a song goodbye
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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