I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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