Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
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I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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