I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I didn't shave. On purpose
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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