Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I can't turn off my feet"
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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