What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
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stop calling my apartment porn island.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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