i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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