...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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