can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
