Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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