that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
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My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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