the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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