i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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