Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Randomize