We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Damn victory sex feels great
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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