what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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