Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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