sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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