It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
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My ass is underappreciated
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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