i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
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Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize