I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??