I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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