Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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