What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
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its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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