you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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