So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I cut my penus on the lid.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I just googled if crying burns calories
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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