if i died would you start the facebook group?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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