oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
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In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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