Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
